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Fun Stuff / Re: Jokes
« Last post by MovedGoalPosts on 16 August 2019, 07:29: PM »
One night there was a panda who was feeling rather amorous and as there was a shortage of female pandas he decided to head down to the local red light district. He approached a few of the "locals" without much joy but eventually he persuaded one of the prostitutes to take him back to her flat. Eventually they arrive at the flat but before they begin the Panda asks for a favour.

"I'm really, really hungry - all this walking has taken it out of me, would it be possible to get something to eat first to build my stamina back up". The prostitute cant believe the cheek but eventually agrees and rustles up a plate of egg and chips. The panda wolfs the lot down, hardly pausing to chew on it.

After finishing the food they make their way to the bedroom and the panda proceeds to give the prostitute the best time of her life, she has orgasm after orgasm in a marathon session - eventually after about 5 hours the panda lets out a moan as he finishes the job. He instantly gets up, puts on his panda clothes and makes his way towards the door.

"Whoooaaaaa" the prostitute pants, still recovering. "where do you think your going, what about my money?".

"What money?" says the panda "i've finished now i'm off home". The prositiute summons up the last of her energy and walks (somewhat bow-legged) over to the bookcase where she pulls out a dictionary and flicks it open at the letter P.

"Prostitute" she starts "one who offers sexual intercourse in return for payment". The panda takes the dictionary off her, turns back a couple of pages and replies.

"Panda - Eats shoots and leaves".......
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Tech Zone / Changing which server I connect to ?
« Last post by bopdude on 15 August 2019, 11:17: AM »
My internet is running slow, according to Ookla I'm getting 64 down from the local ( Middlesbrough ) server, if I change it to York in Ookla then I get 380 down, is there some way I can either test proper or change settings within the hub ?

TIA
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Thought of the Day: The Next Generation.
« Last post by IMPz on 14 August 2019, 10:51: PM »
If there is still a pulse there is hope  Storm, good to hear from you  :)
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Thought of the Day: The Next Generation.
« Last post by Ramrod on 14 August 2019, 08:21: PM »
PUBG! :D
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Fun Stuff / Re: Jokes
« Last post by Stormpr00ter on 13 August 2019, 09:16: PM »
You may need to be Welsh (or just strange) to get this:

So last night, I could not get to sleep. The idiot neighbour next door had left his dog out in the back garden, and it's a yappy little thing, barking every five minutes or so.
It got to midnight, and the thing is still making an noise, it gets to 1AM and it starts up again, then again at 2AM, by this time, I have lost my patience and as I get out of bed, I say to my wife "I am going to sort this out now!"
So, I dissapear downstairs and outside, and after a couple of minutes I return to bed satisfied with my acheivement.
My wife says to me "What have you done to quiet the dog?"
I say "Nothing, I've just put the dog in our garden, see how he likes it next door!"
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Tech Zone / Re: Problem with network drive
« Last post by Ramrod on 13 August 2019, 09:05: PM »
I was talking bolox. On closer inspection I reaslised that it's a 3TB that I ntfs formatted to 1.5TB. I didn't bother redoing that as 1.5TB is fine for my purposes. As for the rest, I'll plug it back in to my PC and have a butchers. Ta m8 :)
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Thought of the Day: The Next Generation.
« Last post by Stormpr00ter on 13 August 2019, 09:02: PM »
Still not dead! :D

I suppose it's logical to think that if you still can feel something, no matter what it is, then it is a good thing.

But enough of depressing shit!

What game will we all play?
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Tech Zone / Re: Problem with network drive
« Last post by Stormpr00ter on 13 August 2019, 08:41: PM »
Plugged it into my mobo instead (something I'd never do unless I know where the drive has been and what it's been used for!)
Windows is reporting it's NTFS with 580GB used and 1.43TB free.
How do I extend the 'space'?

edit: I can copy what I want to the HDD now it's attached to my mobo....

Sorry for the late reply.
So you have a 1TB HDD, with 580GB used and 1.43TB free - that simply does not add up
Either it's a 2TB drive, or there is another problem

When the drive is plugged in to your mobo, have you had a look at Disk Management in Computer Management? What do the various partitions look like? Android is based on Linux so I would expect to see something like ext0, ext1 and other funky stuff.
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Film, TV, Music, Sport / Re: Films we have watched lately
« Last post by Ramrod on 11 August 2019, 04:04: PM »
We watched "The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs" last night on Netflix. Excellent! Cohen Brothers doing what they do best :tu:
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Tech Zone / Re: Problem with network drive
« Last post by Ramrod on 10 August 2019, 05:42: PM »
Cheers for that info m8 :tu:
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