Hopefully, although I am considering going to the hospital if I can get my dad to take me. I don't feel at all well.... For a change :(ohh noooos whats wrong with Dilli??
.....99.5mph as much as possible.....
im on tonightAnd me
i'll be on......you lot are going to die......horribly :)Die screaming with sharp things in my head? - Or get burnt horribly in a napalm strike?
i'll be on......you lot are going to die......horribly :)
But I was on call for work and we lost about 250 servers for the day!Did you have to get them back up?
But I was on call for work and we lost about 250 servers for the day!Did you have to get them back up?
Luckily in my position I just call the guys for updates to relay and they spent the whole day trying to fix them.Nice 8)
you are just a pen pusher in that case sky not a techie
Rammy Knife ;)yeah, yeah...... :P
nope rammy coz it all resets remeberMight not bother in that case ;D
On in a mo.
:ninja:
On in a mo.
:ninja:
Or not.
Steam died so uninstalled and reinstalled. Someone care to tell me why that necessitates a new Blops download??
Gggggrrrrrrrrr.
Will this do :winner:
Some people really like to rub our noses in it :(
wish I was on tonight but I'm sitting by the pool and it's 32° in the shade atm. did Disney Hollywood studios today.......
Good to see you back Bop :tu:
wish I was on tonight but I'm sitting by the pool and it's 32° in the shade atm. did Disney Hollywood studios today.......
You all need to hope I am not in the same frock tonight as I was yesterday, when I was just untouchable :)
wohoo damien you posting a video where mainly you are spawn camping
I suspect Jason will be on again, not me.Why not you?.........and whats up with the sig? :(
Just watching X-Factor (wife's cousin on it).How did they do?
Just watching X-Factor (wife's cousin on it).How did they do?
Just had a blast on MOH:AA.Ohhhhh......I'd like to try that :tu: :)
I'll be on after Alex's birthday party.
He's having a gaming truck (http://www.mobile-techzone.co.uk/) for a couple of hours :o
two times in one week sky we are truly blessed or the worlds gonna end :D
They came and took a look at it :P ;DI'll be on after Alex's birthday party.
He's having a gaming truck (http://www.mobile-techzone.co.uk/) for a couple of hours :o
Our truck is 8 metres long (about the length of two hatchbacks) and can be parked on most household driveways.
They haven't seen your drive have they :doh:
They came and took a look at it :P ;DI'll be on after Alex's birthday party.
He's having a gaming truck (http://www.mobile-techzone.co.uk/) for a couple of hours :o
Our truck is 8 metres long (about the length of two hatchbacks) and can be parked on most household driveways.
They haven't seen your drive have they :doh:
I will be on later. Torch, laser, clays and all.
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I will be on later. Torch, laser, clays and all.
First, the German market again!
First, the German market again!
Hopefully not fish and Chips tonight though eh Sky ;)
A nice lump of wurst and perhaps some Gluhwien?
First, the German market again!
Hopefully not fish and Chips tonight though eh Sky ;)
A nice lump of wurst and perhaps some Gluhwien?
I have somewhat of a weakness for Gluhwien :D
First, the German market again!
Hopefully not fish and Chips tonight though eh Sky ;)
A nice lump of wurst and perhaps some Gluhwien?
Beer and sausage!
Yep, me too. Some good games last night.......especially the Squeak+SMAW/ Rammy+Javelin combo :tu:
For a while......I was a god amongst men..... :D
Might just let you all attempt to kill me tonight :DGood I need someone easy to kill :)
Me! Me! Pick me! :poke: :clap:
Meeee toooo! ;D
I don't think I've got the energy :)Big girls blouse! ;D
I don't think I've got the energy :)
I don't think I've got the energy :)
Big gay bear!
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Me tooooooo :D
Welcome to my world Birchy :(
Nope, I have to wrangle a trombone tonight :D
Nope, I have to wrangle a trombone tonight :D
I'll be on as well
will be trying not to crash aircraft into any one other than MGP as much :angel:
The plumb? I shall be on...off work tomorrow for Easter, not sure if you English celebrate that or not,is it part of the Muslim faith? :rofl:
possibly on after 10pm if anyone's left...Should be......
me 5
But only for a wee while - up at 5am tomorrow morning, should be finished by 10pm if I'm good
me 5
But only for a wee while - up at 5am tomorrow morning, should be finished by 10pm if I'm good
Your as crap as the rest of us without that Rammy shotgun :D
me 5
But only for a wee while - up at 5am tomorrow morning, should be finished by 10pm if I'm good
Your as crap as the rest of us without that Rammy shotgun :D
Any one, I believe.......just using magnum ammome 5
But only for a wee while - up at 5am tomorrow morning, should be finished by 10pm if I'm good
Your as crap as the rest of us without that Rammy shotgun :D
Which shotgun is it?
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Out for a rehearsal so it depends what time I get back.I'll be on.
I trust that you will be using a nice high contrast colour scheme ideal for you but extremely annoying to anyone else so she gives up on this idea of making you do DIY ;)They do paint that goes on pink and drys white but she wouldn't let me get that one.
Since when are females incapable of painting walls? ??? ;D
Yeah but if we take that attitude then they just keep getting their own way. I say let them get on with it, do a shite job and then realise that it was better left as it was in the first place :shrug: :DSince when are females incapable of painting walls? ??? ;D
Since they stuff it up..............
Yeah but if we take that attitude then they just keep getting their own way. I say let them get on with it, do a shite job and then realise that it was better left as it was in the first place :shrug: :D
I can't argue with that logic :doh: :tu: :notworthy:Yeah but if we take that attitude then they just keep getting their own way. I say let them get on with it, do a shite job and then realise that it was better left as it was in the first place :shrug: :D
That's extremely naive of someone with your years of marriage behind them :( it becomes your fault that they've done such a shite job for making them do it by being too lazy and useless to do as your told and do it for them. The resulting fall out plus the embaresement of actually having to watch some one do such a crap job just isn't worth it.
Its one of them viscous catch 22 circle thingies doomed if you do castigated to all her friends and any one else she comes across if you don't.
Not to mention losing brownie points.....and what do points make?......that's right..........blowjobs :D
Plus the fact and lets get some priorities right here who's going to do your tea if she's screwing up the decorateing :shrug:
Not sure if our servers are working correctly, I'm seeing some odd signs like the conquest server is invisible and some punkbuster errors. Support ticket has been raised.
Not sure if our servers are working correctly, I'm seeing some odd signs like the conquest server is invisible and some punkbuster errors. Support ticket has been raised.
Only one server showed up last night. Didn't post anything as I assumed it was me :D
Not sure if our servers are working correctly, I'm seeing some odd signs like the conquest server is invisible and some punkbuster errors. Support ticket has been raised.
Only one server showed up last night. Didn't post anything as I assumed it was me :D
Watch it......or I'll crash your mobile phone! :yes:Not sure if our servers are working correctly, I'm seeing some odd signs like the conquest server is invisible and some punkbuster errors. Support ticket has been raised.
Only one server showed up last night. Didn't post anything as I assumed it was me :D
Ok so what's with the Rammy impersonation then?
Watch it......or I'll crash your mobile phone! :yes:
If I have time, I mean I am now really busy for the next week......Don't keep dwelling on it.......find something to occupy yourself......like killing us :D
Yeah but killing you doesn't take up a lot of time :)If I have time, I mean I am now really busy for the next week......Don't keep dwelling on it.......find something to occupy yourself......like killing us :D
Dilli Wins :DYeah but killing you doesn't take up a lot of time :)If I have time, I mean I am now really busy for the next week......Don't keep dwelling on it.......find something to occupy yourself......like killing us :D
Depends what time I get back from the barn dance :)Words you don't expect to hear from Dilli.......
Depends what time I get back from the barn dance :)Words you don't expect to hear from Dilli.......
Still here and having a great time.Depends what time I get back from the barn dance :)Words you don't expect to hear from Dilli.......
May be on later. Not sure as yet. Stacks to sort out and do.
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I'll be somewhere :pistols:
Good to be back!! good games all, froze in the end tho.
Yip,BIG thanks to Damien for his help and patience, not easy explaining things to a one finger typer!!!
:tu:
From heat exhaustion?
For the first time in about 5 or 6 weeks I'll be on :) :)Good man! :tu:
i think rammy must have heat-stroke if he thinks he's gonna kill us all :disturbed:Talk to the gun.......'cos the face don't wanna know :P ;D
For the first time in about 5 or 6 weeks I'll be on :) :)Good man! :tu:Quotei think rammy must have heat-stroke if he thinks he's gonna kill us all :disturbed:Talk to the gun.......'cos the face don't wanna know :P ;D
the game struggles and that vastly reduces my fun!You earn enough, just go for it :tu: :)
the game struggles and that vastly reduces my fun!You earn enough, just go for it :tu: :)
That's nice for you :)I can see you're looking for a LMG'ing :ninja: :)
Not me again.Having gay sex again? ;D
Have fun guys.
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and by me i mean shep... because me is in tunisia...
Doubt I will be on, typical night time issues of crappy internet.
Probably work better trying to use my phone for internet than the virgin connection.
(http://www.speedtest.net/result/2197922840.png)
It took me TEN minutes to shoot you in a tank at one point :)
Had a lot of fun last night - despite 10+ crashes and getting severely punished by Gottu in his tank.
Thanks all, I've had a crappy couple of weeks (head-wise) and last night lifted my mood alot.
I get great stress relief when I bounce helicopters off peoples head :)Had a lot of fun last night - despite 10+ crashes and getting severely punished by Gottu in his tank.
Thanks all, I've had a crappy couple of weeks (head-wise) and last night lifted my mood alot.
Thats great Storm, I love the stress relief of hammering the English too!!! :rofl:
Had a lot of fun last night - despite 10+ crashes and getting severely punished by Gottu in his tank.
Thanks all, I've had a crappy couple of weeks (head-wise) and last night lifted my mood alot.
Thats great Storm, I love the stress relief of hammering the English too!!! :rofl:
At least you're not dropping crates onto my head ;DI get great stress relief when I bounce helicopters off peoples head :)Had a lot of fun last night - despite 10+ crashes and getting severely punished by Gottu in his tank.
Thanks all, I've had a crappy couple of weeks (head-wise) and last night lifted my mood alot.
Thats great Storm, I love the stress relief of hammering the English too!!! :rofl:
I hope so - could do with squishing people like the bugs they are!Speaking of which, watched MiB 1 again with the kids last night 8)
So who is going to test our toys tonight?
(http://i47.tinypic.com/im5nuv.gif) can I break them?
(or shall I leave it to Rammy) :D
I will be on later
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You seem to have all these problems that are going to be fixed by such and such date yet funny how the Headend team that would carry out these fixes are never aware ;)
Give me a ring on Monday mate I'll tell you who really knows wtf is going on.
You seem to have all these problems that are going to be fixed by such and such date yet funny how the Headend team that would carry out these fixes are never aware ;)
Give me a ring on Monday mate I'll tell you who really knows wtf is going on.
Yep, BF3 for me.
I'll be one :) :)
Wish I could, no pc here in sunny Stockton.
Yeah Dilli, explain yourself!! :DWish I could, no pc here in sunny Stockton.
:erm: that's this weekend, where was my call to hook up :(
I'll be one :) :)
you are one mate :D
I'll be one :) :)
you are one mate :D
Yep always knew I was a special 'one' :P
and will be on as well :lol:
Natalie is up here with relatives. I'm up here getting bored ;-)
Bloody well better! >:( :D
gonna get that downloading soon to play between Xmas and New Year hopefully.
I will be on, you will all die........probably of laughing your arses offI am going to rub your eyeballs with a dead hamster that's been soaked in turps for a week!
Now if you were offering a budgie in terps then I'd be up for it :tu:
I will be on, you will all die........probably of laughing your arses offI am going to rub your eyeballs with a dead hamster that's been soaked in turps for a week!
Should make it on, also installing BF to my laptop to see if it will play it for when I'm away :tu:
Nope, that was Gottu.Should make it on, also installing BF to my laptop to see if it will play it for when I'm away :tu:
You're going out to get a take-away in this weather :disturbed:
What weather ? just a bit white tis all :shrug:Yep :tu:
I just discovered alcohol free lager - I hope you're all ready to die by my none drunk hand tomorrow night :)
Becks blueNot bad at all, has to be chilled though imho.
Becks blueNot bad at all, has to be chilled though imho.
Lager is an acquired taste anyway imho.I agree it took me a while to like the taste but I persevered..... :D
Lager is an acquired taste anyway imho.I agree it took me a while to like the taste but I persevered..... :D
larger is like trying to get your wife to give you a blow job, but if you just shove it down the throat theres less moaningBlow jobs are easy, it's up the Khyber pass that's problematical..... :-X
I lied. I'm in the pub.
I lied. I'm in the pub.Douche...... :D
Why are you getting Lag?
I'll be on btw..... :ninja:
Very good games tonight, zero lag :tu:good.....
I may be on. But only if I can stab someone in their balls like the pus filed scrotal sack of rectally failed juice they are.
Possibly, but someone is guaranteed to have a worse one :DI may be on. But only if I can stab someone in their balls like the pus filed scrotal sack of rectally failed juice they are.
Having a bad day Dilli :D
I will be on but late as we're off to a BBQ next door :)
GG's last night :)
Going on as soon as someone else does :D
I will be on, you will all die........
You ain't gonna be laighin' later :ninja: :angel:I will be on, you will all die........
Bahahahahahahahaha you're funny
At work atm, hopefully back by 930 & on before 10 :)
No games installed. But may stick MOH on next week.What happened?
Thinking about getting rid of desktop tbh and getting a laptop.Noooooo! :(
No games installed. But may stick MOH on next week.I know that feeling, when this PC breaks I'm not replacing it just going to use my lapotop / tablet.
Thinking about getting rid of desktop tbh and getting a laptop.
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No games installed. But may stick MOH on next week.What happened?QuoteThinking about getting rid of desktop tbh and getting a laptop.Noooooo! :(
I just can't justify another X hundred quick (or more) on a desktop.You would be able to if you gamed again......:yes:
I just can't justify another X hundred quick (or more) on a desktop.You would be able to if you gamed again......:yes:
btw, enjoyed COD4 last night :)
if your offering rammy I am ;)
Looking forward to tonights gaming already :)
Looking forward to tonights gaming already :)
Or is it because I already did and now I'm onto the next item on the agenda? :yes: ;DLooking forward to tonights gaming already :)
then you my son need to get laid
Shock Horror i may make an appearance tonight depending on what time i get back from cricket!
Its too bloody hot to game!
So I've reinstalled BF4 on here to give it one more try -:tu:
on after a chinkys.
But in all seriousness the frequency of your crashes should be unacceptable to you implying something wrong with your hardware / software setup.
Will do, ta :tu:I only had problems with BF3.
Only seems to happen with BF3 though..... ???
Will do, ta :tu:
Only seems to happen with BF3 though..... ???
You've been experiencing BF3 crashes for quite a long time IIRC?Yep.
No crashes tonight :tu:
I wish to dust my lunch with the remains of your bodies after they have met the sweetness of my extra special rocket.
dont be worried Pabs just accept it and move on, as the almighty Dilli says shut it or i will get flippy on yaI will make your death swift because I like you :-)
Just watch where you put that extra special rocket :sprint:
So who is going to be online tomorrow?
I am hoping to be on later....
I want to peel your skin back so that I can grab some of those lovely tendons and this make you all puppets to my every whim as I cause you even more pain by feeding your exposed organs to my pet Mexican killer snail!
I am hoping to be on later....
I want to peel your skin back so that I can grab some of those lovely tendons and this make you all puppets to my every whim as I cause you even more pain by feeding your exposed organs to my pet Mexican killer snail!
I will be on for your gaming delectation :)
I will be on for your gaming delectation :)
Is this a nice way of saying you're going to die a lot?
Im guessing you... probably me, anyone else with no life... and yip
bow in hand :)......and you can fu*k right off! >:( ;D
Yep, will be on, bow in hand :)
Yep, will be on, bow in hand :)
You know I might just try and give you a taste of your own medicine.
You are no fun anymore.
It is at this point I would make an insult worthy of my own personal insult generator that appears on the front page, but instead this week in true Mortal Kombat tradition I shall just shout BABEAILITY ;)
You are no fun anymore.
It is at this point I would make an insult worthy of my own personal insult generator that appears on the front page, but instead this week in true Mortal Kombat tradition I shall just shout BABEAILITY ;)
You are no fun anymore.
It is at this point I would make an insult worthy of my own personal insult generator that appears on the front page, but instead this week in true Mortal Kombat tradition I shall just shout BABEAILITY ;)
You on the other hand I have special plans for YOU..
I await your prescience within the game so I can release my menagerie of various killer species starting with the hairy tarantulas that have been trained to jump on you, strip you and then pluck your pubes one by one whilst violently staring you down with their beady multiple eyes.
This will not concern you however as I will have already killed you by removing your skin and making it into a couch for the dog to pee on!
This is not good. I think I'll wimp out tonight.
You on the other hand I have special plans for YOU..
I await your prescience within the game so I can release my menagerie of various killer species starting with the hairy tarantulas that have been trained to jump on you, strip you and then pluck your pubes one by one whilst violently staring you down with their beady multiple eyes.
This will not concern you however as I will have already killed you by removing your skin and making it into a couch for the dog to pee on!
...and while you sit there you will begin to hear the scuttling of the mutant insects that I have laid as a trap. It will start slowly but soon you will be overrun and they will eat you from the inside out!This is not good. I think I'll wimp out tonight.
You on the other hand I have special plans for YOU..
I await your prescience within the game so I can release my menagerie of various killer species starting with the hairy tarantulas that have been trained to jump on you, strip you and then pluck your pubes one by one whilst violently staring you down with their beady multiple eyes.
This will not concern you however as I will have already killed you by removing your skin and making it into a couch for the dog to pee on!
This is not good. I think I'll wimp out tonight.
QuoteThis is not good. I think I'll wimp out tonight.
Don't be a pansy :) just kill anyone that tries to kill you, that's the general rule and it seems to work :ninja:
QuoteThis is not good. I think I'll wimp out tonight.
Don't be a pansy :) just kill anyone that tries to kill you, that's the general rule and it seems to work :ninja:
Not with MGP it doesn't - he had these especially created ;)
:shotblind: :shotmgp:
Perhaps its time to order a last meal. Do the mutant insects like curry? Oh and if I wash it down with a bottle or two I can only hope I'm sufficiently inebriated not to notice the chewing sounds.The mutants will chomp on anything but, like me, they don't do well with alcohol - I'm still working on that!
ah, so MGP, you need to drink lots and you'll scare the mutants away!!
we'll be there to pick up the pieces tho ;) (or to make the pieces, can't remember what way around that goes)
My organisms are coated on oil for that very reason :)
Unfortunately for Dilli the game has yet to introduce mexican mutant ninja snail tarantula maggots ....
I'm being oppressed :'( ;D
On later :)
BT scared the crap out if me by reconnecting me early so I should be on tonight to wind down. Oh and shoot someone in the face.
Stuck in work til 9 but will be on when home.the worse my eyes get the bigger the boobs tend to be ;)
And dilly holy crap them tits wow lol I knew you like them big but my god man. :o
Which one of my dimiuitive minions wishes to have my rain of unicorn poeered rpgs that I stole from north korea thrust upon them later?
I'm disappointed you had to build the lasers, Dilli. I'd have thought the soapy frogs would have mutated and grown lasers on their heads by now...Yes 'Mutated saoapy frogs 'r' us' were a real let down! - rest assured I killed them all in my disgust and now the crater that is left will serve as a warning to all who look that I am not the Dilli to give a bad service to.
I'm disappointed you had to build the lasers, Dilli. I'd have thought the soapy frogs would have mutated and grown lasers on their heads by now...Yes 'Mutated saoapy frogs 'r' us' were a real let down! - rest assured I killed them all in my disgust and now the crater that is left will serve as a warning to all who look that I am not the Dilli to give a bad service to.
No, weird is the odd purple smelly combustible slime the mutants secrete!I'm disappointed you had to build the lasers, Dilli. I'd have thought the soapy frogs would have mutated and grown lasers on their heads by now...Yes 'Mutated saoapy frogs 'r' us' were a real let down! - rest assured I killed them all in my disgust and now the crater that is left will serve as a warning to all who look that I am not the Dilli to give a bad service to.
just when you thought the postings made on this forum could not get any weirder .....
Can someone tell Storm i'm not talking to him!!! and as for his PKK Pechang.....well...........
That sounds pretty cool - if you do that I hope you are going to record it :)
Massive space battle (Federation vs Empire) in Elite: Dangerous Alpha
...
Tough choice tonight.Your cup runneth over :tu: :)
BF4 and a good laugh with you guys
or
Massive space battle (Federation vs Empire) in Elite: Dangerous Alpha
...
That sounds pretty cool - if you do that I hope you are going to record it :)
Massive space battle (Federation vs Empire) in Elite: Dangerous Alpha
...
I shall be on, to rid the would of pesky baji munching Brits!!! :D :DI am so going to kill you and perform surgery so that your ass is attached to your head with a giant throbbing boil on it that will be filled with your sloppy brain!
I shall be on, to rid the would of pesky baji munching Brits!!! :D :D
as for you I have something special planned for you that involves my highly trained squirrels with desert eagles on their heads!I shall be on, to rid the would of pesky baji munching Brits!!! :D :D
I'll be on to eradicate the world of all marzipan filled potatoes via the art of copious unrestricted chucking of C4 ;D
In fact I wish to unleash the amoeba invasion - a wet squishy invasion no one will survive unless they are ME and or are at least DD cup! You're all DOOOOOOOOOOOMED
as for you I have something special planned for you that involves my highly trained squirrels with desert eagles on their heads!I shall be on, to rid the would of pesky baji munching Brits!!! :D :D
I'll be on to eradicate the world of all marzipan filled potatoes via the art of copious unrestricted chucking of C4 ;D
I have lots of them LOTS - you won't survive I tell you!!!! I will cut your cheap scrotal sacks open so they go and try to savage your nuts first THEN they will shoot you in the face......as for you I have something special planned for you that involves my highly trained squirrels with desert eagles on their heads!I shall be on, to rid the would of pesky baji munching Brits!!! :D :D
I'll be on to eradicate the world of all marzipan filled potatoes via the art of copious unrestricted chucking of C4 ;D
so the frogs with green lasers couldn't be trained properly, and me thinks that squirrels with desert eagles on their heads will be unbablanced, so therefore their training would be wobbly and they can't eat their nuts...
New Minions Please!! :P
I have lots of them LOTS - you won't survive I tell you!!!! I will cut your cheap scrotal sacks open so they go and try to savage your nuts first THEN they will shoot you in the face......as for you I have something special planned for you that involves my highly trained squirrels with desert eagles on their heads!I shall be on, to rid the would of pesky baji munching Brits!!! :D :D
I'll be on to eradicate the world of all marzipan filled potatoes via the art of copious unrestricted chucking of C4 ;D
so the frogs with green lasers couldn't be trained properly, and me thinks that squirrels with desert eagles on their heads will be unbablanced, so therefore their training would be wobbly and they can't eat their nuts...
New Minions Please!! :P
Your death will not be swift however as I will get the visiting amoeba to very slowly metabolise you until you're dead!
I will then put a bag of your squishy remains out so that anyone can see what happens if they diss the minion job again!
My little red beady eyed squirrels are now drooling.
Jesus fuck..... :wacko:
Jesus fuck..... :wacko:my minions have turned their attention away from you - for now!!
I am tempted to come on - only to get my minions to dig a hole to put the remains of the people that I am going to spray with the remains of my failed atomic experiments!
I am tempted to come on - only to get my minions to dig a hole to put the remains of the people that I am going to spray with the remains of my failed atomic experiments!
Didn't do anything last night after all, fell asleep :doh:
Only if I can electrocute someone!
Only if I can electrocute someone!
I'm up for that :D
I could do with a shock...
Only if I can electrocute someone!
I'm up for that :D
I could do with a shock...
I've given up looking at boobs!
Now that'd be a shock :)
If it was true ;)
I dunno - I think you're %99 right - but what about squeak? I be he doesn't like to stare at boobs!Only if I can electrocute someone!
I'm up for that :D
I could do with a shock...
I've given up looking at boobs!
Now that'd be a shock :)
If it was true ;)
Impossible Dilli, we are all hard-wired to stare at boobs :D
I dunno - I think you're %99 right - but what about squeak? I be he doesn't like to stare at boobs!Only if I can electrocute someone!
I'm up for that :D
I could do with a shock...
I've given up looking at boobs!
Now that'd be a shock :)
If it was true ;)
Impossible Dilli, we are all hard-wired to stare at boobs :D
If he stares at my bum I'm going to pluck his eyeballs out with a very small toothpick!
I had a fun time last night - I am really enjoying my mew rocket launcher.
Everyone ready for an arse whooping :smg: :stretcher: :D:shotblind: and don't you forget it! :shotblind:
Everyone ready for an arse whooping :smg: :stretcher: :D
Good games last night. And apologies to all those I got with the mortar :D. I will get bored of it soon enough.
I almost had fun last night too :tu: :)
I just wish I splatted more people with my RPG :)
Good games last night. And apologies to all those I got with the mortar :D. I will get bored of it soon enough.
Somehow I suspect you have a high tolerance to boredom :(
Good games last night. And apologies to all those I got with the mortar :D. I will get bored of it soon enough.
Somehow I suspect you have a high tolerance to boredom :(I almost had fun last night too :tu: :)
I just wish I splatted more people with my RPG :)
You splattered enough people with your RPG :(
....oh and I have bought a hobgoblin to drink while I am recruiting so you will all DIE by my hands.
I'm going to get a pet leech to anally rape every single nerve ending you have until you bow before my RPG :)....oh and I have bought a hobgoblin to drink while I am recruiting so you will all DIE by my hands.
Now I'm really crapping myself :sprint:
I will be on for a bit if my internet holds out
Shootin' people with me cannon ball :)That seemed to make your day :D
not in mood tonight after today - nex
t door neighbour is no longer with us if u catch us .........been a bit of a shit day
not in mood tonight after today - nex
t door neighbour is no longer with us if u catch us .........been a bit of a shit day
Give me a shout if you want to talk about it mate
On in a hour or two :ninja: :)
I'll be on later :ninja: :)
I'll be on later :ninja: :)
Your time of the month is it :)
I'll be on later :ninja: :)
Pay even I made it on and managed to play for a little while :)
Even though I hate football I have to admit that tonights game is tempting to watch but SNG with you lot still trumps it :)
hmmmm, couldn't get back on tonight because of a few pc issues, bsods etc :(I feel your pain :(
On in a mo :)
Tonight, you are all my bitches :spank:
Tonight, you are all my bitches :spank:
Yea yea, bet you don't turn up :)
Well now I did give some thought to coming on, then I thought no, stuff it!So Natalie is getting a stuffing? :angel:
On later :ninja:
Seems like SNG isn't happening :( Time to go catch up on the TiVo.There was much hilarity when I turned up right after you left :angel:
Sorry I wasn't around tonight lads but we have been celebrating our Christmas day today as it's the only time all of the family could make it :(No worries, hope you enjoyed your Christmas meal as much as we enjoyed SNG :D
On later.....and I'm happy to give Bop a few rounds of CoD4 :)
Okeydokey :)On later.....and I'm happy to give Bop a few rounds of CoD4 :)
Sorry I didn't make it on mate, I'll try BF tonight see if it plays up or not before switching :tu:
On in a mo :)
BF4: Kept crashing :(What you done to your pc this time rammy
CoD4: Kept crashing :(
TS: Kept crashing :(
Looking to kill MGP :D
On in a mo :ninja:
On later. You bitches gonna die :yes:optomistic ain't ya! :)
On later. You bitches gonna die :yes:optomistic ain't ya! :)
Have you got ahead of yourself?:doh:
Have you got ahead of yourself?:doh:
When is later?
When is later?
After now :)
Well, tried to join the game from about 9:45 onwards, was stuck at "Logging in" stage from battlelog.
BF4 has to be the buggiest, most problem ridden, piece of sh1te, I've ever experienced.
Looked for answers, most point towards reinstallation, I mean WTF?, this game has been out for nearly 18 months, and still has basic problems.
Dunno about that Bill. Battlelog seems to be heavily promoting the idea of a "community map", so not all development has stopped for BF4. Which is a bit of a surprise and perhaps recognises that Hardline is not BF. But as for sorting bugs that have been around since inception, who knows. They are still stuck with the fundamental code and if that was flawed at the outset, without effectively rewriting from scratch, they will not overcome.
Also, DICE (Sweden) are busy breaking the new Star Wars: Battlefront game.
:ninja: :tu: :)
Hhhmmm, maybe......Yeah baby, yeah baby, yeah! :)
Well I did come on but everyone vanished when my 'net went off and I came back.
Yes I'll be on, maybe a little wise for wear lol but on
Yes I'll be on, maybe a little wise for wear lol but on
First time I've known alcohol improving someone's mental abilities :D
I am going to have a kip now - if I wake up I may have a go for a bit.
Grenade freak!!!! ;)you do know you can't roast or fry them right :) I mean stop trying to catch them - they're not 'taters ;)
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqo4jf9IU41qcfe3co2_250.gifThat's it :)
.....and don't forget how I kindly 'let' you shoot me repeatedly :Dletting me fire off five rpg's while I was standing right next to your tank was not a good career choice :)
What can I say? I must be blind :D.....and don't forget how I kindly 'let' you shoot me repeatedly :Dletting me fire off five rpg's while I was standing right next to your tank was not a good career choice :)
I will be adding my considerable talents to SNG tonight :)Considerable talents in what??!!
You're stretching it a bit if you're expecting brain matter with this lot!!!
Tonight, you will all die by my hand :ninja:
I won't :(
I won't :(What's up? :(
I won't :(What's up? :(
I expect you all to show due respect to the admin.well it's nice to see you're sense of humour is fully intact :tu: :)
I expect you all to show due respect to the admin.
Sorry, was ironing all night! :td:WTF?! You are married, I did notice a wife at your place! ???
Yeah but did you notice how feisty she was...Sorry, was ironing all night! :td:WTF?! You are married, I did notice a wife at your place! ???
On later :ninja:
Not tonight Sundays are becoming increasingly hard to get spare time :(
and it gets you a lorra, lorra points! :D
I may be popping on for half an hour :)Excellent :)
Last night was fun, do it again tonight :D and no, sorry, I didn't :('i doubt it - been really sick all day, must have eaten something dodgy. That or it was the morphine pills.
I'm going to kill you all until your body juices boil off into the vacuum left by your disappearing corpses left from being anally poached by my rocket :)Jolly good. As long as it makes you happy :)
I'll be on tonight as I probably won't be on again until FNG as I'm working on my pc :D
I'll be on tonight as I probably won't be on again until FNG as I'm working on my pc :D
What you gone for mad...the scan bundle by any chance
I'll be on tonight as I probably won't be on again until FNG as I'm working on my pc :D
What you gone for mad...the scan bundle by any chance
no, not scan, individual parts as I have M-atx case
it's core i7 6700k, GA-Z170MX-Gaming 5, 16Gb ddr4, will be using my existing evga 980 and samsung 850pro 512Gb ssd, and it will have a custom watercooling loop
Not tonight, feel like shit :( Where they operated is all infected again so I guess I'll need more antibiotics. Sad face
On later. "Shooting you since 2005"TM :)
That's why I've put some kickstarter money towards that new ww2 shooter. Nostalgia.On later. "Shooting you since 2005"TM :)
Might make it tonight ? 2005, really that long lol, those were the days :)
SNG or MNG Klins? It wasn't busy SNG but there were a few of us on .
Glad you've found what was causing it :tu:
Glad you've found what was causing it :tu:
Yep, I need to remember to flip the launcher back to use the 32bit client after re-installing and after every update.
Good. On later?
On and waiting for you :)
Good :)i may put up a vote to see if I'm allowed back in later on - having a rough morning to not for s bit
Still waiting for this broadband to be fixed...Well that sucks.
Sorry to the few BFers that eventually came on last night. You were very late in your arrival, by which time us Fish transporters (things have now moved onto slavery) were well embroiled in our space exploits and were getting close to finishing up.No worries. Make sure you're on tonight! :threaten: :yes: :D
Me too, pizza first tho................
>:( >:( >:( >:(Me too, pizza first tho................
And you need to get revenge for last night.....
>:( >:( >:( >:(Me too, pizza first tho................
And you need to get revenge for last night.....
>:( >:( >:( >:(Me too, pizza first tho................
And you need to get revenge for last night.....
I know, neither side really deserved to win or lose that game IMHO.
My dream outcome now is that both England and Wales make it to the final, and we beat England on penalties :rofl:
But, should England make it to the final, and Wales do not, then I will be rooting for England.
>:( >:( >:( >:(Me too, pizza first tho................
And you need to get revenge for last night.....
I know, neither side really deserved to win or lose that game IMHO.
My dream outcome now is that both England and Wales make it to the final, and we beat England on penalties :rofl:
But, should England make it to the final, and Wales do not, then I will be rooting for England.
Have you been smoking that funny stuff again, thinking that England might make it to the final :shocking:
We've got to get past the mighty Iceland first :o :rofl:
Had some good fun last night - thanks for the games everyone.
I hope to be on again as soon as is practical.
I should be on tomorrow, I've missed the special class of insult I get from NTHW clanners ;)if you need a special kind of insult I may have to try to be about :tu:
Make it so! :)I should be on tomorrow, I've missed the special class of insult I get from NTHW clanners ;)if you need a special kind of insult I may have to try to be about :tu:
Make it so! :)I should be on tomorrow, I've missed the special class of insult I get from NTHW clanners ;)if you need a special kind of insult I may have to try to be about :tu:
Natalie is away this Sunday so I may come on to insult you all :)
having a chinkys then on for an hour.
Bought more figures last week so no new card as yet....................
Yep :tu:Yep ;D