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Re: Jokes
« Reply #200 on: 12 June 2019, 09:59: AM »
Q. What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

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« Reply #201 on: 12 June 2019, 09:13: PM »
Makes sense  :tu:
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #202 on: 19 June 2019, 08:01: AM »
A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem.
The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?"
The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"

A blonde walked into the dentist office and sat down in the chair.
The dentist said "Open Wide".
"I can't" the blonde replied. "This chair has arms"

A blonde had some goldfish and did not know how to feed them.
So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how.
Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ''Now, what do I give them to drink?''

Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #203 on: 21 June 2019, 09:22: PM »
I met Phil Spector's brother, Crispin, the other day. He's head of quality control at Walkers.