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Offline Ramrod

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #260 on: 24 December 2020, 10:34: PM »
I fear that, having hit rock bottom, MGP will now keep simply keep going using a Kango or something similar.......
Step by step, walk the thousand mile road...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #261 on: 13 February 2021, 02:36: PM »
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
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« Reply #262 on: 14 February 2021, 05:13: PM »
My mother use to wash my hair with lager, years later I realised I was fostered

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« Reply #263 on: 15 February 2021, 09:28: AM »
To the guy that invented Zero..

Thanks for nothing!.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #264 on: 06 March 2021, 06:00: PM »
Two cats are having a swimming race.  One is called ‘One two three’ the other is called ‘un deux trois’

Which cat won?

‘One two three’ because ‘Un deux trois’ cat sank.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #265 on: 22 March 2021, 09:10: AM »
I resigned from the Archaeology Society because of bullying.

I just couldn't take the endless digs...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #266 on: 12 May 2021, 08:38: AM »
The man who invented Velcro has died
RIP
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #267 on: 15 July 2021, 08:02: AM »
Men convicted of stealing roof joists in South Wales have been labelled by the press as the Tenby Two.




Pet Owner: "Every time the door bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner."

Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #268 on: 15 July 2021, 09:37: PM »
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Get it?
Plan it. Planet.

 

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