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Re: Jokes
« Reply #160 on: 06 April 2017, 09:19: PM »
.....erm......thanks for that Storm  :wacko:
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #161 on: 06 April 2017, 10:13: PM »
That was ............





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Re: Jokes
« Reply #162 on: 08 April 2017, 06:21: PM »
The greatest joke of all, my current and future life
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« Reply #163 on: 08 April 2017, 09:06: PM »
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An Investigator.......  :D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #164 on: 08 April 2017, 09:42: PM »
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An Investigator.......  :D
We get it, we all saw your terrible facebook post
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #165 on: 25 April 2017, 11:51: AM »
The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1081 just outside Harpenden early this morning.

There was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.  A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.

By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #166 on: 25 April 2017, 12:07: PM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  :D

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #167 on: 28 March 2018, 09:47: PM »
Now on sale at IKEA - beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove.
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